Sunday, June 28, 2009


Hillel has arrived in Cardiff, Wales. Hillel was quite worried about Cardiff, the food, the people. Anxious to get there, anxious to see that it’s a livable place for him, that there is food to eat, people worth meeting, and that it doesn’t rain all the time.


Hillel arrived in Cardiff on the train Friday evening with his maybe large bags of things and relatively large sack of worries. It was warmer than in Nottingham, and the sky was somewhat blue (which in the UK means extremely good weather). He arrived in the dormitories, where the conference goers are staying, to discover cute little rooms with small beds, sheets of navy blue and a carpet of a similar tinge. The window looked out to a park, very green, and was intimately talking to a tree in the yard. The ethernet cable required a password, and hence did not allow for online access, yet Hillel circumvented this trouble to get onto skype and notify his mother that even though he hasn’t blogged for two whole days, he in fact, was still alive.


In the evening, Uzy took the group for a tour of Cardiff. Hillel discovered people in the lively streets, restaurants that were packed and with food that looked edible and even, gasp, good, and shops that carried vegetables – in the right colors (tomato – red, cucumber – green, carrot – orange, etc.) and with the right odors. Cardiff seemed like a possibly hospitable place. Uzy then proceeded to explain a variety of things about the city, detailing the castle in the city centre (=downtown) and the 20th century renovations done to it by a rich family (under the so claimed influence of opium…), to the exact details of which supermarket to shop at. To Hillel’s contentment, Uzy knew where the outdoor market was and which area of the city centre carried gourmet/ethnic foods such as humus and Italian cheeses. Hillel was feeling better and better.

Soon the group noticed funny colored cowboy hats that worn by various people. The ladies out were all dressed as if to weddings, fully decked out in heels and fancy, yet fashionable dresses, the men on the other hand were not. Yet both genders were wearing these awfully colored hot pink, spicy red, cowboy hats. Rami, one of Uzy’s most advanced PhD students asked a man who tried to sell him hats about this. The man, who turned out to be a Romanian immigrant, remarked that the British are strange. He even proceeded to call them a name and gestured with his hand, implying their sexual preferences. Soon the group realized that everyone around them was getting quite quite drunk. Typical for a weekend night, maybe, Hillel wondered.


Soon, an epiphany hit Hillel and realized that he has been capitalizing words at the beginning of sentences and writing everything in third person… It might be a strange three years!!!

2 comments:

  1. wait, so what was up with the cowboy hats?

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  2. Okay, Sam thinks Hillel has drunk too much punch!

    Sounds like there will be good food to purchase at the store, if not in lovely wonderful little shops. Enough to satisfy this Hillel the narrator above seems to be focusing on so much. That will probably be nice for him. Though it is summer so I think quite possible everywhere in the northern hemisphere there are tomatoes that are red (and possibly other colors depending on variety) that taste just like other tomatoes that are red. Yet it is nice to hear that in this mystical place called Cardiff (not by the sea) these same tomatoes exist.

    I find it noteworthy to mention that Hillel was shown around town by an Uzi (the narrator obviously does not know how to spell). I also find it noteworthy that the narrator did not mention how Hillel was also drunk by the end of the night and sending a pink cowboy hat back to his parents to show them a bit of his new found social club.

    As for that epiphany towards the end of this narrated blog ... well, strange indeed.

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